when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid
i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother
So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS THE DOPPELGANGER
whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.
UGH I WANT TO DRAW
BUT I CAN’T DRAW BECAUSE I’M BAD AT IT
BUT I’LL NEVER GET GOOD IF I DON’T DRAW
BUT I DON’T WANT TO DRAW BECAUSE I SUCK