madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid


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hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 


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elementarymydearloki:

idaresayihavetoomany:

ubernovalover:

stinson-scherbatsky:

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So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.

neil-ception 

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS THE DOPPELGANGER 


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leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.


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mstrkrftz:

"El grito" by photographyismydrug
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rhyse:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

i want to skateboard on it
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i-am-the-strider:

UGH I WANT TO DRAW

BUT I CAN’T DRAW BECAUSE I’M BAD AT IT

BUT I’LL NEVER GET GOOD IF I DON’T DRAW

BUT I DON’T WANT TO DRAW BECAUSE I SUCK

(Source: gayswimlord)


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meganmagnificent asked:
Since you seem to be accepting a lot of pet stories right now I figured I'd give an older one. My dog passed when she was 9 a few years ago but when she was around two or three one time my dad and I were eating pizza in our living room watching TV. And I went the bathroom before eating and left my pizza on the table, as I walked back into the room there was my dog licking her lips over my empty plate as my dad stared on never noticing her downing a whole piece of pizza. I couldn't be mad at her

thecutestofthecute:

Here are some cute dogs that also have a hard time saying no to pizza


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